Pain In The Arse Party Hat
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A party hat for people with a bit of backbone.
Designed by artist Jo for her exhibition at The Old School Gallery in Alnmouth, this wearable party hat celebrates the glorious art of being a Pain In The Arse. Part greeting card, part party accessory, it is an invitation to embrace your stubborn streak, celebrate your friends and wear your opinions with pride.
Bold lettering is paired with bright floral artwork, creating a design that feels equal parts rebellious and joyful. Adjustable for the perfect fit, it is made to be worn all day by whoever has earned the title.
▪ Wearable party hat and greeting card in one
▪ Features bold Pain In The Arse lettering with vibrant floral artwork
▪ Designed by artist Jo for The Old School Gallery exhibition in Alnmouth
▪ Adjustable design for a comfortable fit
▪ Perfect for birthdays, celebrations and brilliantly difficult people
▪ Blank inside for your own message
▪ Made from eco-friendly card
▪ Comes with an envelope made from recycled paper and rescued citrus peels
▪ Plastic-free and thoughtfully produced
FIT
Adjustable party hat
CUT
Wearable party hat card with blank interior
FABRIC
Eco-friendly heavyweight card
COMPOSITION
Sustainably sourced card with recycled citrus paper envelope
COO
Designed and made in the UK
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Dispatch Times
We aim to dispatch all orders within 2–3 working days from our Cardiff warehouse.
Please note:
- We currently dispatch orders Monday–Thursday
- We do not usually dispatch on Fridays
- During busy periods such as Black Friday, Christmas, product launches, promotional periods, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day and International Women’s Day, dispatch times may be slightly longer
We really appreciate your patience with our small team.
UK Shipping
We offer a range of UK delivery options at checkout.
UK Shipping Rates
- Free Royal Mail Tracked Shipping on orders over £60
- Royal Mail Tracked 48 — £4.75
- DHL Express — from £10
- Royal Mail Special Delivery Guaranteed — £11
Express & Next Day Delivery
- DHL Express usually arrives within 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Special Delivery is guaranteed next working day for orders placed before 12 noon
Orders placed after 12 noon on Thursdays will usually be dispatched the following Monday.
If you need something urgently, please contact us at hello@blackandbeech.com before placing your order and we’ll always do our best to help.
Pre-Orders
Some of our products are available on pre-order.
Estimated dispatch dates will always be clearly stated on the product page before purchase.
If your order contains both in-stock and pre-order items, your order may be shipped together once the pre-order item arrives.
Need an in-stock item sooner? Email us at hello@blackandbeech.com and we can arrange a split shipment where possible.
We’ll always keep you updated if there are any delays.
Delivery Estimates
Once dispatched, estimated delivery times are:
- UK: 2–3 working days
- Europe: up to 14 working days
- Rest of World: up to 18 working days
Please note that delivery timeframes are estimates only and are not guaranteed unless specifically purchased as a guaranteed service.
Delivery delays with postal services and customs are outside of our control.
Returns
We're sorry to hear you'd like to return your item but things don’t always work out. That’s why we’ve got our fuss-free returns process to help get things sent back to us. Please follow our usual returns policy, but enjoy extended timescales to allow for gifting.
If you would prefer an exchange instead, we’d be more than happy to arrange that for you – with no additional postage costs. Just let us know what you’d like in exchange.Return within 30 days for a no quibble refund.
Our return form can be downloaded here.
